Goodness gracious, what is Justin Bieber doing here? Why is he eating a burrito like this?
does....justin bieber not know how... burritos work ? pic.twitter.com/WWKP2ttARe
— Ryan Bassil (@ryanbassil) October 25, 2018
That’s an excellent question posed in the tweet from Vice UK’s Ryan Bassil: Does Justin Bieber know how burritos work? Here are his missteps:
- Biebs doesn’t appear to have a plate. Burritos are messy, and when consuming one, it’s nice to be able to set it down every now and then in order to use a napkin or sip a beverage. It’s possible to wipe the mouth and take a drink with one hand, but holding a burrito with one hand is a more difficult task.
- The burrito isn’t wrapped up. There’s no way of knowing where the dirtcore icon procured this particular burrito, but it’s a safe bet that it was originally wrapped in foil. Leaving the foil on and slowly unwrapping it over the course of the meal helps to hold things together.
- For the love of all that is holy, he’s eating the damn thing sideways. This is the whole reason an image of Justin Bieber chowing down on a burrito warrants a blog post. Does he always eat burritos in this manner? It looks like some lettuce or guacamole is poking out the side — is he trying to compensate for a subpar wrapping job? Does Bieber feel like he’s in a rut, and is this his way of breaking out?
After enduring a rough patch that followed breakout childhood stardom, Bieber has been trying to turn his life around. This development is concerning.
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