File this under ridiculous but cute: DailyDot reports that a raccoon snuck into an alcohol storage facility and had a bit too much booze. Luckily, a few workers were on site to catch the nocturnal bandit staggering around like a bro stumbling out of a beer pong tournament. Go, watch:
Raccoon Sneaks Into Alcohol Warehouse and Gets Wasted
Go home raccoon, you're drunk.