The German chocolate company won a lawsuit against Milka, another chocolatier that hoped to be square
Ritter Sport, the company behind those chocolate bars that get their own display at the grocery store because they’re fancy and European and cost, like, five dollars, has just won a case that forbids other “top-brand” chocolate makers from manufacturing and marketing chocolate in a square shape. Ritter, which supposedly started making chocolate in square form so it’d fit into jacket pockets easier, registered the shape with the German patent office, so when rival Milka wanted to make a square bar, it led to a series of court cases, rulings, and more court cases. We love pettiness!
While Milka won one court battle, according to BBC, judges have now declared that Ritter can maintain its trademark on the square shape, as “consumers considered the square nature of the chocolate bar as an indication of both where the chocolate came from and its quality.” They also say that there was no artistic reason why Milka needed to make a square bar. The reputation of Ritter has been defended! And there’s your update on chocolate on this fine Friday.
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