Scott Walker introduces Twitter to Midwestern delicacy “veggie pizza”
Scott Walker, the Republican former governor of Wisconsin and short-lived 2016 presidential candidate, drew attention on Twitter this weekend for his photo of veggie pizza — or, to be more precise, what appears to be a flat rectangle of dough smeared in ranch dressing and topped with broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, and unmelted shredded cheese.
Veggie pizza on the lake! Mmmmmm! pic.twitter.com/iSiILxwibs— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) July 6, 2019
Walker’s tweet was immediately ratioed by thousands of Twitter users objecting to the food itself — “that’s a salad on a pita,” one person wrote — as well as the former governor’s use of the word “pizza” to describe it.
Congrats on putting frozen stir fry veggies on top of a Pop Tart to own the libs, dumbass.— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) July 7, 2019
Now, Walker generally deserves any ire lobbed his way, whether it’s for his blatantly false explanation of abortion or his final acts as governor, but in this case, it’s worth noting that veggie pizza is a real culinary concoction in the Midwest, consisting of crescent roll dough baked into rectangles and topped with cream cheese mixed with mayonnaise or salad dressing, diced raw vegetables, and shredded cheddar cheese. It’s generally served cold as an appetizer, often seen at graduation parties and summer get-togethers in such states as Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Whether or not the Midwestern delicacy is actually good — or should be called “pizza” — is another story.
And in other news…
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- Amazon has been ordered to pause its $575 million investment in the UK food delivery startup Deliveroo while UK regulators decide whether or not that deal counts as a takeover. [CNN]
- Also across the pond, 40 percent of people in the UK have started stockpiling supplies in fear of shortages as the UK prepares to leave the European Union without a Brexit deal, with the most commonly hoarded item being food. [Insider]
- What Tour de France riders eat during the race: a whole lot of rice cakes, energy drinks, and gels. [AP]
- A bright orange-colored bird found stranded on a British highway was not, contrary to its appearance, an exotic zoo escapee, or an illegal tropical pet, or a small phoenix — turns out he was just an ordinary seagull that had somehow gotten covered in curry or turmeric. [Washington Post]
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