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The World Is Burning but We’re Busy Watching Energy Bar Companies Fight on Twitter

Plus, turns out you can’t order pizza to Buckingham Palace, and more news to start your day

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Brands on social media have gone over the edge of the Clif

Have you ever been in one of those situations where you just want mom and dad to stop fighting? Well, imagine that, but substitute your parents with two major producers of energy bars and adjacent products — and voilà, you have the internet in 2019. You may not have noticed it, but snack companies Kind and Clif have been arguing over social media and in other media outlets for three months.

It started in March when Clif took out a full-page ad “demanding” that Kind switch to using all-organic products. This was in a newspaper (like, printed and with ink), so it unsurprisingly wasn’t widely noticed. The likely fact that nobody actually cares didn’t stop Kind from retaliating this week with a campaign about how Clif bars are high in sugar. The campaigns aren’t particularly notable for being witty, funny, or particularly incisive — it’s literally just two large companies bickering in public. And yet as the world burns and democracy cracks at its foundations, we’re out here pondering whether it’s too mean for a company called “Kind” to yell at its main competitor on the internet.

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