Apparently, being stingy is a “life hack”
Your daily cringe comes courtesy of CNBC, with a video that promises a “tipping trick” that could save you money, but only delivers a smug man in a plaid shirt telling you to stiff your server. The “clever” advice from reporter Zack Guzman is to tip on the pre-tax amount on a restaurant bill. This way, you can snottily tell your server that you scraped together an acceptable tip while pocketing a couple extra quarters. In even the most charitable interpretation, it’s a shady shifting of the goalposts from the human embodiment of the words “well, technically” — but realistically, it’s a comfortably middle-class dude suggesting that you tip low-wage workers less.
The content mines over at CNBC must be pretty barren if some web producer thought that the advice to “tip less” could be repackaged as some kind of clever “life hack,” but that isn’t even the only problem with the video. Guzman claims that the “trick” will save you over $400 a year, but that’s a totally arbitrary number that would vary wildly depending on how much you eat out. He also recommends “double the tax” as a good tipping strategy, ignoring the fact that sales taxes vary wildly across the country, and is as low as zero percent (i.e. absolutely nothing) in some states.
The video is actually a couple of months old, but has only just received attention courtesy of the Twitter outrage mill, which in this case, has vastly superior advice to put forward: just tip the right amount.
wow i thought “i refuse to hire people who don’t send thank you notes” was the worst take imaginable but now i see we have arrived at “tip less”— Johanna Barr (@johannabarr) April 8, 2019
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