Japanese Hotel Launches Unnecessary $900 Burger to Celebrate New Emperor

It’s ten inches wide, and weighs over six pounds

Japan is getting a new emperor on May 1, and one restaurant at the Grand Hyatt Tokyo is “celebrating” by creating a $900 burger laden with rich people accoutrements. Named the Golden Giant Burger, it’s nearly 10 inches in diameter, and the patty alone is 2.2 pounds. It then has even more beef thrown on top in the form of kuroge wagyu steak, as well as foie gras. The exercise in excess continues as a chef slices fresh truffles in front of customers, places them atop the burger, and finishes it off with a gold powder-infused bun on top.

Don’t worry, you won’t be eating just meat and shiny bread: the burger has two full onions between its golden buns (sliced, of course), lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and what appears to be nothing-special cheddar to, um, balance things out. The whole thing clocks in around 6.6 pounds, and is intended for sharing between at least six people, so really, it’s only a casual $150 each — but still, another reason not to order burgers at expensive restaurants, even if it is literally the dawn of a new era.

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