15 Headlines for Future Reviews of Bobby Flay’s New Restaurant, Shark

Bobby Flay, the chef known as much for being the boy who met grill as Actually Cooking™ at his NYC restaurant Gato, is set to open his first new Vegas restaurant in years. In March 2019, Flay will open Shark, which, according to Eater Vegas, will focus on fish, with inspiration from “South American, Mexican, and Mediterranean ingredients.” Presumably there will be ancho chile galore.

A new Flay restaurant is potentially a big deal, so Eater has taken the liberty of brainstorming some headlines for any restaurant critic — professional or amateur — who needs it.

15 Review Headlines for Bobby Flay’s New Restaurant, Shark

Jumping the Shark
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark, Weak
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Tanked
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark, Repellent
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Don’t Go In the Water
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Bites
Zero stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Has Bite
One star for Bobby Flay’s latest

You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Wallet to Dine at Bobby Flay’s Shark
One and a half stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Great White Chef Bobby Flay Cuts His Teeth at Shark
Two stars

Every Week Is Shark Week at Bobby Flay’s New Hit Restaurant
Three stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Has Teeth
Three stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Swims Beautifully
Four stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Sink Your Teeth Into Bobby Flay’s Shark
Four stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

Shark Is the New Apex Predator In Town
Five stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

This Is the Right Shark
Five stars for Bobby Flay’s latest

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