On the Late Show last night, Stephen Colbert riffed on the bizarre new product Coko Loko, a snortable, caffeinated chocolate powder that recently caught the attention of Senator Chuck Schumer. In a segment called “Teen Secrets,” Colbert pokes fun at the product, its creator, and Schumer’s crusade against the powder. “Finally, a chocolate you don’t have to taste,” Colbert quips. “This gives an entirely new definition to brown nosing.” The bit ends with a hilarious warning about how the “candy pushers are already after our kids.”
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Watch Stephen Colbert Mock the Snortable Chocolate Craze
“Hey guys, I couldn’t get ecstasy, want to snort some Ovaltine?”
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