When it comes to processed foods, ignorance is often bliss. Video footage of so-called "pink slime" (AKA finely textured beef) undoubtedly put plenty of people off fast-food burgers for a while when it surfaced several years ago — and as Snoop Dogg found out last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, other meat products are manufactured in a similarly disgusting fashion.
In a new segment appropriately called "Howz It Mizzade," the rapper and coffee shop empresario is asked to watch video from a factory and try to figure out what's being manufactured. Snoop fires off a number of guesses — Cream of Wheat, "sheep hair," fecal matter, cookie dough, manure, beef jerky — before finally coming to the shocking realization that he is in fact watching hot dogs be made.
In conclusion, do not ever bring hot dogs to a backyard cookout at Snoop Dogg's house. Perhaps he'd be more receptive to veggie burgers that bleed beet juice?
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