The Fusion Lounge at the Trump International Beach Resort in Miami Beach is serving up martinis inspired by the boss himself, complete with caviar and a whole lot of kitsch. According to The Guardian, the Trumptini "blends Bacardi Limon rum, Cointreau, fresh lemon and a splash of cranberry juice served in a Rokz salt-rimmed martini glass, with a scoop of premium red Atlantic salmon caviar as its crowning glory." The drink comes topped with a lemon peel garnish carved into a letter 'T'.
The Guardian writes that the drink is "as flavorful and layered as the Republican candidate himself," by which one can only assume he means unnatural in color, acidic, and overall just a little too much. It retails, by the way, for $14 ($18 including sales tax and an obligatory service charge).
Ironically, Trump himself reportedly doesn't drink alcohol, though he does consume a litany of other items. On May 5, he infamously devoured a "taco bowl" from Trump Tower Grill — a supposed symbol of his "love for Hispanics," he wrote on Instagram — and he also has a taste for McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. He is not, however, a fan of anything that must be eaten with his hands (which are huge, by the way, as he will assure you).