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The Tortilla Towel Transforms Any Human Into Delicious Mexican Food

Finally

Do you have the dream of leaving your human form behind and becoming a delicious Mexican dish? Of course you do. And now, you have the right tool to make your dream come true. Behold, the tortilla towel. With this giant bean blanket, you yourself can become:

  • A taco
  • A quesadilla
  • A tostada
  • An enchilada
  • A burrito
  • A taquito

If this sounds like something you're interested in, you can purchase the tortilla towel at its official website. In addition to the above dishes, you could probably use it to become a plate of nachos. Though, that would require you to cut up a $35 towel, so maybe that isn't such a good idea. This is a limited-edition item; you'll have to fast if you hope to achieve your Mexican food dreams.

If reincarnating yourself as a burrito doesn't sound appealing, perhaps you'd be more interested in transforming your feet into pizza slices.


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