Eminem emerges from piles of cruel poetry and cash money to announce a genius collaboration with Unfortunate Portrait to produce official "Mom's Spaghetti" t-shirts. In one swift business decision, he just made meme dreams come true throughout the internet underworld. The shirt is available in black and white, and features crayon scribbles of spaghetti. "You only get one shot, do not miss your opportunity," the product description says. "Vomit not included."
The "Mom's spaghetti" meme dates back to Eminem's iconic, 2004 Grammy award-winning single "Lose Yourself." The main character finds himself in an embarrassing, socially awkward situation that ends with an unfortunate appearance of — yep, mom's spaghetti.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
The special offer was supposed to be available for only three days. But three days have passed since Mother's Day, and the shirt is still for sale online. Frankly, we don't understand why it hasn't sold out yet.
Embrace the abjection of spaghetti-vom, welcome Eminem's sympathy. Order the t-shirt here for $30 — while you can.