Donald Trump may no longer have his own steak company or a fancy vodka brand, but a Manhattan bakery has now created doughnuts featuring the controversial politician's face. Unfortunately for the Republican candidate, the doughnuts feature him taking a fist to the face, as Eater NY reported this morning.
Brought to you by vegan organic bakery The Cinnamon Snail, the doughnuts are filled with lemon curd, covered in a Meyer lemon glaze, and topped off with a lemon shortbread cookie upon which the artful portraits of the Donald have been emblazoned with frosting.
"They provide all of the satisfaction of punching trump in the face, without actual violence, and without getting his reptilian nazi skin slime all over your hand," the bakery writes on Facebook.
Said doughnuts are priced at a hefty $9, but the money goes to a good cause: "The donuts are priced at $9 each so that they can legitimately raise useful funds for immigration advocacy, and also because they were extraordinarily time consuming to decorate," The Cinnamon Snail says.
Those who are pro-Trump should probably take their appetites upstate to the American Diner in the town of Liverpool, where they can instead feast on a Dictator Obama breakfast special.