If you read How the Grinch Stole Christmas! and really identified with the green, tiny-hearted fellow before he experienced cardiomegaly, here are some fun Halloween ideas.
Goodness gracious, that is some All Hallows’ savagery. Handing out chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts and caramel onions will serve as righteous payback for the neighborhood kids who refuse to get off your lawn the other 364 days of the year. That’ll show those little runts.
Of course, if you’re going to ruin Halloween, you should expect retribution.