Donald Trump will be the first to tell you that he's enjoyed unwavering success this presidential election cycle, soaring to the top of Republican polls and gaining more support no matter what eyebrow-raising statement comes out of his mouth. For some Americans, this is a nightmare, and to make the nightmare worse, some depraved soul has created a website dedicated to "Trumplings."
What's a Trumpling? Well, it's exactly what you'd expect: a dumpling decorated with Trump's mug. While these don't actually exist in real life — thank heavens — the digital version includes some of Trump's most famous facial expressions and one-liners, including:
- "They're laughing at us!"
- "I beat China all the time!"
- "My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
- "We need to build a wall!"
Click the "add one more" button, and another Trumpling falls in the the basket with its own declaration. Have too many? Click "get 'em outta here" to wipe them away with another of Trump's famous lines: "OK, yeah throw 'em out, throw 'em out into the cold."
It's 2016, and Trumplings are a thing. Keep America in your thoughts and prayers.