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Here's the World's Dumbest Wine Commercial

"Australia practically jumps out of the glass — in fact, some say you can almost taste the bush."

Ever wonder what it would look like if a drunk frat bro wrote an advertisement for a wine company? Do you want to watch 30 seconds of really lame sexual innuendo? Are you a firm believer that Australian wine ads should make "bush" jokes? Then the newest commercial from Australia's Premier Estates Wine is perfect for you.

The ad features an elegantly dressed woman "extolling the qualities" of the shiraz before cheekily exclaiming, "Australia practically jumps out of the glass — in fact, some say you can almost taste the bush." She then sets her wine glass down in just the right spot so that it mimics, well, bush.

... Good one.

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