Incoming Late Show host Stephen Colbert wants to solve the problem of Americans sitting at their desk alone eating lunch. So, he launched a new "daily week-long series" simply called "Stephen Colbert Has Stephen Colbert's Daily Lunch With You Starring Stephen Colbert." In yesterday's episode, Colbert whipped out a large brown bagged lunch. The comedian explained that because he is "trying to drop a few 'L-B's'" he is practicing portion control and only eating "small sounding foods." This means a lunch of Little Caesars pizza, Thin Mints, and baby back ribs. Colbert chowed down as he engaged in a mundane lunchtime discussion about his plans to open a bed and breakfast "with a twist" and a situation involving illegal birds. Go, watch.
Stephen Colbert Wants to Eat Lunch With You
He also wants to tell you about his plans for a bed and breakfast.