Logan's Sausage company in Alexandria, Virg. posted this photo of two people sharing a sausage with the note, "So long #SpaghettiKiss... The #SausageKiss is taking the world by storm!!!" The photo is upsetting for several reasons:
1. The obvious.
2. The man and woman sharing the sausage have gleeful expressions on their faces.
3. There is a plastic fork still suck in the sausage.
4. No one should ever do this because it is not better than the Spaghetti Kiss, a perfect romantic moment only Disney could have dreamt up.