To celebrate the NHL's Chicago Blackhawks, who are attempting to win their sixth Stanley Cup, a Chicagoland chocolate shop owner did what anyone would do: He made a 650-pound chocolate sculpture of a hockey player. A spokesperson for chef Alain Roby's All Chocolate Kitchen told NBC Chicago that the sculpture doesn't represent one player, but instead is an homage to the entire team. Either way, it's pretty creepy.
This Terrifying Chocolate Sculpture of a Blackhawks Player Will Satisty Your Sweet Tooth
Chocolate shouldn't be this lifelike.