Human bowling shirt mannequin Guy Fieri is a pretty obnoxious television personality. As it turns out, the host of Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives is just as obnoxious when he's dubbed over in Italian. Fieri instagrammed a clip of the Italian version of Triple D, and boy is it something.
Keep watching it on repeat. You don't have anything to do for the rest of the day.