Everyone's got something to say about Pizza Hut's absurd new Hot Dog Bites pizza, including late-night host Conan O'Brien. During Thursday night's monologue, Conan — ever the patriot — said he thinks the bizarro pizza creation is a sign of a flourishing nation: "There's no better proof that America is back then they're jamming hot dogs into the crusts of pizza. That's a sign that we, as a country, cannot be defeated," he proclaims. USA! USA! USA!
Hooray for America.