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Letterman: Top 10 Things a Deli Owner Wants to Say to Customers

Hello Deli is a regular on the Late Show with David Letterman.

Regular viewers of David Letterman's Late Show know Rupert Jee as the owner of nearby Hello Deli in Midtown Manhattan. Jee has appeared on a number of segments over the years, and now that Letterman is about to sign off from the show, Jee gets another nod on the recurring Top 10 segment. This time, it's the "Top Ten Things I've Always Wanted To Say To Hello Deli Customers." With a straight face, Jee rattles off some major customer service no-nos, including "Gay or straight, I won't cater your wedding," and "recommend something to eat? I don't eat here." Watch the clip to find out what gets Letterman to crack up.