Chain restaurant advertising has changed a lot over the last 24 years. For proof, check out this Sizzler commercial from 1991. It's somehow patriotic, cinematic, sweet, and profoundly creepy, all at the same time.
It's almost like some Internet pranksters in 2015 hopped in a time machine and convinced a '90s ad team to make this commercial just so that we'd have something to laugh about in 2015.
Here are some choice GIFs: