Cultishly adored soccer mom porn Fifty Shades of Grey has spawned countless "inspired by" creations, and now one enterprising baker has whipped up a life-size cake in the image of egomaniac billionaire Christian Grey. Fifty Shades film star Jamie Dornan appeared on The Graham Norton Show last night and got the opportunity to sample the dead-eyed cake version of his character with a slice cut from Cake-stian Grey's rippling abs.
The creepy confection took a team of four around "two to three weeks" to create. Perhaps Dornan sums it up best when he asks the baker, "Can I ask you a question? Why did you do this?"