Yesterday, Jon Stewart announced that he would be leaving the Daily Show and the internet freaked out. Even former President Bill Clinton expressed concern.
Jon Stewart's departure raises 2 Qs: 1) Where will I get my news each night? 2) Does this mean he's doing a sequel to Death to Smoochy?— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) February 11, 2015
Last night, Arby's — a restaurant that is near if not dear to Stewart's heart — reached out to Stewart on Twitter with a job offer:
Jon, feel free to reach out to us at email@example.com.— Arby's (@Arbys) February 11, 2015
Stewart pauses before asking, "I actually... working there might be fun. But my only question as a potential employee would be, to work there would I have to handle, serve, touch, eat, or even look at what you so generously describe as food?" He affirms: "We shall always be enemies!" Go, watch all of the jokes in the clip above.