It's Wednesday, December 23 — Happy Festivus! A mere 265 years ago, Benjamin Franklin electrocuted a turkey — and himself in the process — in an attempt to cook a more tender bird. In today's food news, organic Gatorade, hot dog-flavored Pringles, and Abita hard root beer are in the works. Boston Market is issuing a frozen entree recall, and there's a new, narcissistic way to avoid eating too much cake.
Five food things to know this Wednesday.