It's Wednesday, December 16, exactly 242 years after a bunch of Bostonians threw some perfectly good tea into the harbor to send a political message. So wasteful. If you care about fake food holidays, it's "National Chocolate Covered Anything Day." But you shouldn't care about fake food holidays, so let's move on.
In news that should pique your interest, Taco Bell is unveiling its brand-new loyalty program, Congress is allowing states to pass food-labeling laws, and P.F. Chang's is facing a class-action lawsuit over its gluten-free menu. Plus, there are a lot of strange dietary guidelines around the world, and comedian Bill Burr recently went on an impressive McDonald's rant.