Happy Monday, the beautiful dream that was the weekend is officially over. If anyone tries to tell you today is National Bouillabaisse Day, ignore them and instead strike up a conversation about how famed prophesizer Nostradamus was born on this very day in 1503. Could Nostradamus have predicted the onslaught of ridiculous made-up food holidays that would eventually plague the Earth? Who knows.
In more timely news to kick off the week: Shake Shack is continuing its UK burger invasion, Burger King has been hit with a wrongful death lawsuit, and some interesting new evidence has come to light in the Twin Peaks biker shootout case. Plus, restaurants are recycling booze, and did you know millennials are the future of farming?