There's nothing that says Halloween quite like donning an unnecessarily sexy ensemble, a viral story-inspired getup, or a beloved condiment. This year, costume designers aren't holding back — even though they really should. From corny to downright weird, here are 13 of the wackiest costumes on the market right now that we wish did not exist.
Wine & Cheese: Profess your love for fancy cheese boards and cabernet-induced one-night stands with this awful couple's costume. Note the name of the wine.
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Sushi Roll: Inspire a thousand "looks cute enough to eat" comments by dressing your child as sushi roll. It even comes with a packet of soy sauce. As long as your child likes sushi this is probably an okay costume choice.
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Taco Emoji: Hail the triumphant arrival of the taco emoji with this digital age ensemble. Get your pup in on the action with this outfit. Whatever you do, leave the sombrero behind.
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Chinese Take-Out Container: Combine your love of minidresses with your favorite take-out container. Or, better yet, don't. Note fortune cookie headwear.
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Sriracha Bottle: We love Sriracha. We hate this outfit.
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Bagel and Lox: This lox and cream cheese couple's costume comes complete with extra capers and onions. Maybe try harder though.
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Starbucks Iced Coffee: This is not an official Starbucks latte outfit, but the coffee giant would probably approve.
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Fortune Cookie: No.
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Zombie Banana: Love zombies? Love bananas? If you answered yes to both of these questions, we present you with your 2015 Halloween costume.
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French Fries: This doesn't even look like French fries.
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S'mores: No other costume invites the sexual innuendo quite like this hopeful mash-up.
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Pizza Rat: Here's a sad attempt at giving garbage-eating rodents a little sex appeal.
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