Last night on The Daily Show, host Jon Stewart aired a segment about a farmer in the UK that had to put down most of his cattle herd because they were "Nazi cows." Shockingly, the cows were actually developed by the Nazis. A clip from a newscast reveals that the animals "were originally bred as a master race of belligerent bovines" and do actually try to kill humans.
Stewart notes that it shouldn't be that hard to get rid of the killer cows, just "wait until they are sleeping and send in Tip Team 6." While the killer cows didn't go down without a fight, they were eventually turned into "burgers and sausages."