East 6th Lynchian honky tonk The White Horse wants you to start making your bad decisions early. Inspired by shouty car salesmen and the Keep Austin Weird handbook, the bar released a bananas new ad for their happy hour. The one minute video features: dropping televisions off the roof, (simulated) explosions, smashing bottles with a whip, and death threats against a fish.
The one minute video does not feature: their happy hour prices. According to a Do512 listing, the mania-inducing deals include $2 domestic can beers, $2.50 well drinks. $3.50 Espolon tequila, Tito's vodka, and Bulleit bourbon, and $4 Tito's Bloody Marys. Smash your liver (but not your wallet) weekdays 3-8 p.m.
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