Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Four Loko Was a Cruel Joke Many People Fell For

Everybody's favorite method to irresponsibly binge-drink is not getting a pumpkin spice flavor: Gawker reports that a joke image of a Pumpkin Spice Four Loko can, originally posted to the brand's Facebook page, went viral, causing many readers of a CBS affiliate to think the drink was real. Alas, Four Loko confirms it's nothing but a parody, menacingly adding a "...for now!" to the end of their Gawker statement. For now, adding booze to your Starbucks cup is the only way to get buzzed and caffeinated at the same time.