Jack in the Box’s Chick-n-Tater Melt Is a Tornado of Starch, Cheese, and Fried Stuff

Here it is, the latest calorie bomb from Jack in the Box, a Chick-n-Tater Melt. The company describes this carb-on-carb thing as "a savory, super-colossal sandwich that stacks up a fried chicken patty, hash browns and bacon, topped with ranch sauce and three different cheeses on a buttery croissant."