Watch Anthony Bourdain Talk Danger and Food Porn

Here are two clips from last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live in which Parts Unknown star Anthony Bourdain talks about fondling his Peabody award, giving the world the best food porn, and danger preparedness training. Prior to going into the Congo or Libya, CNN and the show's insurance company required that Bourdain and his team take HET: Hazardous Environment Training.

"We essentially run around in the woods of West Virginia, role-playing, and learning how to call in an air strike, how to call in a metavac, basic navigation..." Bourdain also knows how to cross a mine field with a knitting needle. When Kimmel expresses surprise, Bourdain sets the record straight: "If you were to say, acquire a sucking chest wound right now, I'd be your guy." Watch the clips to see what Mission Impossible-style training the Parts Unknown host still wants to take, and at what point he'd have to make the tough decision to leave his cameraman behind to "bleed out."

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