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Here's a fake ad for pruno — a wine made in prison — on Conan featuring the cast of Orange Is the New Black. The hilarious clip sounds like a commercial for a high end winery: "Pruno Creek Family Vineyards" makes "small batch, hand-crafted prison wine." The pruno is of course only made from the "finest ingredients" such as "organic whole grain bread," (which is really just burnt toast) and "real cane sugar," which is actually sugar from little packets. The mixture is then fermented in one of their "oak-lined toilets, until aged to perfection." Hopefully, the recipe won't be featured in the upcoming OITNB cookbook. Go, watch to see how the wine is strained:
Video: Pruno Creek Gourmet Prison Wine
· Pruno Creek Gourmet Prison Wine [YouTube]
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