According to disciplinary letters acquired by the Denver Post, two police officers who worked at a jail got into a fight over a day-old (probably kind of stale) cupcake. A male officer called a female officer a "klepto" after she took the leftover cupcake from a table. The female officer then smashed the cupcake onto her colleague's face. He then cursed at her and chased her "to a supervisor's office." Apparently cupcakes are still a hot commodity, in the penal system at least.