Even the Idea of This Bacon Bed Will Give You Nightmares

The merry-makers at MAD Magazine skewer the very weird Bacon Bowl by taking it to the extreme: Introducing the Bacon Bed, a "1,500-pound stainless steel mold" that allows its user to make a bed out of bacon. (The gigantic oven necessary to make said oven is sold separately, because that's where they get you.) [MAD]