/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38797828/surboards-wine0corks.0.jpg)
Are you worried that people won't know how totally into wine you are while you're hanging ten? Problem solved. Well, kind of: These wine cork surfboards are "exclusively handmade to order" and take about five months to make. Best of all they're made by a company called RichPeopleThings, because of course they are. Prices start at €2,500 ($3,346) for the smallest bodyboards.