After offering a revisionist history of Spam (during which "natural spam ores are derived from tremendous Cretaceous-era scaled hogs"), SB Nation offers its "review" of the meat product. Spam gets a 9.6 rating based on its style points, flammability, and other extraneous factors, none of which are taste. "I was once told by someone — a fool, clearly — that you could eat spam. Why would you ever want to do that? It tastes awful." [SB Nation]
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