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Here's a clip from former Food Network star Paula Deen's upcoming online "network." The butter-loving cook brings pigs and goats over to her house for her grandchildren. She proceeds to kiss a piglet on the lips, while making morbid jokes ("don't you worry honey, I don't have a skewer"), and then bleats like a goat several times. Deen then makes a batch of "lemonade" for her family, which turns out to have no lemons, but does feature a "heaping cup of sugar." Go, watch:
Video: Blueberry Limeade
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