This Celebration of Carbs Is the Laziest Stoner Recipe Ever

Here's the latest back-breaking recipe from the folks at Lucky Peach. Behold the "rice dog," the preparation of which requires just two steps: Cooking white rice (pro tip: "Google it") and "figur[ing] out some way to put the cooked rice into the hot dog bun." As Lucky Peach's editors note, "This employee knows nothing about cooking. Please humor him" and "Do not eat this if you enjoy good food." [Lucky Peach]