Japanese Dating Simulator Lets You Have Literal Romance with Sushi

A Japanese smartphone game — newly available in English under the name Love! Sushi Rangers — features a plot in which players simulate "dating" anthropomorphized pieces of sushi. The eligible bachelors include boy-band versions of salmon, tuna, and egg sushi (with personalities to match): Choose wisely, and the "handsome sushi" will help save the main character's sushi restaurant. Hopefully not by getting eaten? [via RocketNews]