Watch Stephen Colbert Rage Against Domino's Smart Slice

Last night on the Colbert Report during a segment called Thought for Food, host Stephen Colbert weighed in on Domino's "Smart Slice," a healthier version of the company's pizza created to circumvent the crackdown on junk food in schools by First Lady Michelle Obama's "healthstapo." School foods must be 50% whole grain, so Domino's made sure the slices were 51% whole grain to which Colbert quips, "That sends a great message to our kids, 51% is a passing grade."

Colbert then tackles Dorito's Jacked, a new product which features three mystery flavors. Colbert's tasting notes: "Getting notes of salt, then it transitions into a salty flavor, before finishing with juuuust a hint of salt." Go, watch:

Video: Thought for Food - Domino's Smart Slice & Doritos Jacked

· Domino's Smart Slice & Doritos Jacked [Colbert Nation]
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