ZOMG BBQ

Here's Mike Sutter's list of the top ten barbecue restaurants in Austin, Texas. On the multi-hour wait times at Franklin Barbecue (which spoiler alert ranked #5): "We share 96 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees. You can have 96 percent of the Franklin experience at any of the places on this list. Is the extra 4 percent worth five hours in line? Your call, monkey man. Evolution might be faster." [Fed Man Walking]