Last night comedian Stephen Colbert gave a Tip of the Hat to the "good guys" at Chevron who offered Pennsylvania residents coupons for a free large pizza and soda after a gas well exploded. Saying "it's the least they could do. Literally, I think it's the least they could possibly do," Colbert speculates what other apologies might be up Chevrons sleeve. "Free pizza! Of course, that's for a gas well fire. If the chemicals in your drinking water cause neurological damage, you get crazy bread."
Colbert also gives a Wag of the Finger to the FDA for proposing new labels and "cramming too much knowledge down my brain-throat." Besides, says Colbert, "those labels are still not big and bold enough for Americans to read through their eye fat." Colbert suggests instead that labels focus on three things: "Sweet or spicy? Soft or crunchy? And which hole do I stick it in?" Go, watch: