What the hell is going on in this Paula Deen video? Assembled from an extremely random bunch of clips/outtakes from the butter-lover's very own network, Deen and her friends and family — including her Santa hat-clad husband and her son Bobby in a silk smoking robe and weird pornstache — put bacon on things, stuff their faces, drink eggnog, and put more bacon on things, accompanied by a steady soundtrack of cackling and telling each other to shut the hell up. Exactly how much bourbon is in that eggnog? And remember folks, for just $9.99 a day you could have an endless stream of this madness playing in your very own living room courtesy of the Paula Deen Network.
Paula Deen and Family Wish You Happy Holidays With Bizarro Video
Unsurprisingly, it involves a lot of bacon and bourbon.