Everybody panic. Despite all reasonable lines of thinking that would suggest Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew could not possibly be real, here comes the kicker from PepsiCo: The food and beverage corporation, which owns both the Mountain Dew and Dorito brands, confirmed to Quartz this afternoon that it's indeed testing a "Doritos-inspired flavor" of Dew.
Thus far, "Dewitos" (which is plural for some reason) is only available at select colleges and universities, where one Redditor says he got a sneak peek of the drink: "It honestly wasn't that disgusting," the drinker reports. "It tasted like orange with a Doritos after taste." Congratulations everyone, the Doritofication of America is already here.