This OpenTable Request Gives Restaurant Server a List of Talking Points

Here's a gem from Reddit that purports to show an odd diner request submitted through OpenTable. Instead of listing food allergies or even a birthday cake request, the unnamed diner adds in the "reservation notes" that they're coming in for his fiancee's birthday, and that she would "love it" if you "greet her like you know her." Also, some talking points: She likes Oregon Ducks football, so servers, study up.