David Hasselhoff-Themed Burger Is a Baywatch Body's Nightmare

The Undead Hasselhoff burger from Zombie Burger in Des Moines, Iowa is literally stuffed with German food cliches: Standard hamburger buns are replaced with pretzel-breaded brats, which are then loaded with spicy mustard, beer Cheez Wiz, cheddar, and a full blown soft pretzel. David Hasselhoff may be undead right now, but that could quickly change with a few too many of these.